Haw Seow Forever

For those of you who don't know, the title is a lame reference made to Duke Nukem Forever, a game that has threatened to come out for 7 years or more...if I remember correctly. I say 'threatened' cause these kinda games are supposed to steal all your productive hours away and suck your life essence out so you end up as a zombie in front of your computer.

Ok I'm sidetracking again. The main point is I know I've taken a damn long time to put something new on this blog and no one is probably reading it anyways...but at least it's a place where I can air my thoughts before they grow mould in my brain :D

Well anyways, many things have happened as expected. Oops, that phrase sounded wrong. Sounds like things have been going my way right? Perhaps I need a comma to make it 'many things have happened, as expected' to make it mean what I meant hehe...

I've somehow drifted into the topic of bad english and so I'd like to point out to the people who might be reading this (as rare as it may seem) that Singapore is under a bad-english invasion...

Stuff I saw in Singapore which I found 'interesting':

1. Burger King's 'flamed-grilled patties': perhaps the patties were grilled by online-flaming?

2. Vhive (some furniture store in Funan) had this sign with a quote like 'professional assembly! let us assembly it for you!'

3. Many 'S's missing on advertisement signs where they should have been, and present when they shouldn't...eg. 'Wirelesss'

So sad that I have to point these out, but then again, I'm too free in Singapore hahaha

Hopefully my next entry will have more substance of the non-defecated kind heehee