Nerdvana...

Today I'm quite tired so I'll continue to post in the Zen-like manner.

You know what? It's rather challenging actually. Trying to attain a state of maximum lameness with minimal verbage. I call it.........Nerdvana (well actually Scott Adams of Dilbert fame came up with it as far as I know hehe).

I think I inadvertently called nerds lame...but nevermind...who would admit they're a nerd in the first place by getting angry at my comment? :D

Anyway, keeping your posts short with Zenish sentences makes you sound retarded. At least that's what happened with my previous post so without further ado, it's time to Zen-out!

Today went out with shiny mp3 player, Yepp. Go collect document from auntie. Later looked for CDs at HMV Heeren. No Shadow Hearts 2 OST. Damn. So happy see Taufik's mug there. I got vote k! Metal CDs all $10 more than normal. Nevermind. Go eat Burger King, again!

Headed down to Peninsula Plaza. Bought Death Angel's The Art Of Dying. Cheaper than HMV by 10 bucks! Take that HMV!

Realised yesterday was Valentine's Day. Didn't buy gift for wife. Oh dear. Looked for assorted strings in 3-packs. Can't find. Went to visit Apple Centre in Funan for fun. Almost too boring, but got nice little Yepp with me. Sing song over and over for me. Yay.

Proceeded to CD Warehouse. Saw Joe Stump's Guitar Dominance for $19.95! What a deal! Snagged it. Tonight is Metal night!

Bought gift for wife. A nice G-String! Only $7 too! Packed with 5 other strings. My wife's gonna scream with delight! Hehehe.

You no hear lame repeated wife joke before? Her name is Epiphone Les Paul. She wears 6 strings. And she sounds best with skilled fingers. Needs to be plugged in too, so can make neighbours hear her squeal.

I try to practice new 'moves' that I learn on her. Sometimes I can make her sound fab. Sometimes I also wish she shut up. Then again, it's my fingers. Damn...maybe I should get a new wife soon? Can't change me fingers right?

Walked to Bugis Junction. Saw a number of chio bus. I lucky? Or they unlucky? I don't know. I hardly lucky one. Hmm...

Went down to arcade. Played 2 games of 3rd Strike. As fun as always. After that rushed off to favourite sport...TENNIS!

Today got new challenger with top 2 seeds (Meyer and I). Won't reveal name yet. Former RP in my former camp. Had a 3-men stroking session. Great way to sweat I say. Meyer hit most balls out today.

Tired but happy. Must stop soon. Wife wants to try new G-string (and other strings)...maybe I won't put on for her tonight. I had too much 3-men action liao. Will play with concubine Yepp though. I think she spends more time with me than my wife.

One post closer to Nerdvana. I will make it!