Sunday, January 30

The end of the beginning...

Cheers to Marat Safin! Today's match featured centenary Australian Open champion, Safin coming back from a set down to unleash some devastating play which quite literally blew Lleyton Hewitt off the court.

In the first set Safin had made a maddening number of unforced errors, effectively giving away 3 games worth of points and looked like he was having another of his unpredictable down days. The incredible talent which had wiped off the seemingly invincible Roger 'Achilles' Federer off the tournament board was hardly evident then.

Lack of aces, shots that went out of bounds, net-loving balls. Nothing seemed to be going right for Safin! Hewitt ended up giving a great hope to the Australian crowd in the form of a 6-1 first set lead.

The commentators were speculating that Safin might have to break a customary racket or two to get his game going, and soon after the first set with some more obscene errors, Safin sent his racket to bite the dust. The poor racket didn't know what was wrong, and being unable to rectify the game sent it to kiss the ground another 2 times.

Then, something stirred within Safin, I think the racket's spirit cried out to him or something haha. Nah just kidding :D

Anyway, Safin returned with a new racket somewhere in the 2nd set, proceeded to get his game on and show the world again that his Federer-beating skills weren't a fluke.

Hewitt was slowly beginning to understand why Federer got beat that day. Safin was beginning to regain his confidence and started firing scorching forehands to the sidelines forcing Hewitt to run really hard just to keep the ball in play.

Once again the Torturer was starting to tighten the screws on Hewitt. It also helped that he was starting to get his serve back with a total of 18 aces.

Safin claimed the championship with 3 straight sets after the first one down. I'm actually not surprised that he won really, just glad cause I think he deserved it, with his level of play. Well suffice to say the match was rather anti-climactic too considering that it failed to ignite my adrenal TNT like some of the previous matches, it did serve as a good step-by-step video of how to finish of a counterpuncher of Hewitt's caliber hehehe.

And the title is a reference to the fact that this is just the FIRST Grand Slam of the year! More great tennis to come! Oh boy, thank you Starhub for Cable TV!!!

Before I go on talking about my own match yesterday, I shall post the link to the stats
here.

Yesterday was retarded haha. Meyer and I played tennis from 7 to 9 in the evening with 4 balls. We continued the previous match where I was down by two sets and I lost the final set yesterday 6-3 to let Meyer claim the title of January Open Champion (I made that up haha). The best part is we both lost......a lot of balls that is. After hitting 3 balls out of the retrievable area, I went out to get them back and also get one ball which was probably left there by other people who played before us.

At the end of the slightly less than 2-hours Meyer and I went home with NO BALLS. And yes, we ended cause the last ball was hit out. Damn...

My backhand and slicing still sucks, no updates there. My forehands have improved though, after copying some of Roddick's style hehehe. Actually managed to get more power into my forehand that way. Watching the pros play does have it's advantages!

Sheesh, I wanna go play Shadow Hearts 2 liao, so will end this post with a little interesting tale haha.

Remember the 'stranger' ball I picked up earlier on? That ball produces approximately twice as loud 'pig porks' than the balls we normally use. Makes your strokes SOUND harder and faster mwahaha.

In fact, I think Meyer and I were startling the kids in the other court with the really booming sounds coming from our strokes. Those shots were crackers baby! (Inside joke :D)

Friday, January 28

Will Hewitt get his big break this Sunday? Oh Tsar-fin, torture him please!

ARGH~! Why Roddick why!?

Damn...before I carry on commenting let me complain about Roddick's performance today. Apart from playing well in the first 2 sets or so, Roddick was committing a hell load of unforced errors all the way. What's up with so many forehands heading into the net or beyond the line man?

IMO Roddick wasn't wanting the match hard enough.

Yes it's true that he looks calmer than before, and I've hardly seen him perform racket abuse of which even Federer is guilty of yesterday. BUT I'd rather he let his emotions take him over and chase every ball down like a mad dog! Not watch them pass him by damn it!

I applaud Roddick's judicious use of slice backhands early on, but it seems to me he needs to keep working on the other aspects of his game. Most of all he needs to keep his forehand consistent and be able to engage in long rallies without taking needless risks. Many a times he sent a booming forehand into the net. And THAT is exactly what Hewitt wanted!

Hewitt seemed to be just hanging on as he waited for Roddick to sap his own energy. Then when Roddick was obviously tired, Hewitt nailed the chances and started taking Roddick apart point by point.

Sad fact is Roddick couldn't maintain his break points over Hewitt and sort of surrendered them to Hewitt with his barrage of unforced errors. The moment they entered tiebreakers, that was it.

I think one of the little highlights for Roddick was when he served FOUR consecutive aces in the 2nd set, 2nd game. Crazy stuff...

Well anyway I must admit I'm not really in the mood to continue this post after such a result. I'm still looking forward to the finals though, Safin's looking great this year :D

Oh and Roddick, if you ever read this unknown blog, I just have to say one thing, I support you, but you really deserved that loss to a certain extent. Please fight harder! We'll support harder too!

Thursday, January 27

All hail Marat Tsar-fin, the Russian Torturer!

Shucks...I'm typing this out after watching 45 minutes of the Federer-Safin match. The first set had just ended and already it's an exciting one with Federer leading 7-5.

P.S. Most of the following is typed out as the match is progressing, so the flow of the post is rather 'spontaneous' in a sense. Please bear with me as I chronicle this utterly epic match.

Damn! Safin made TWO crucial unforced errors which ended up giving the set away.

Federer seems to be under immense pressure against the 1.93m Russian. No longer does he have those crazy wide serves which wiped Agassi off the court. He also made the most number of unforced errors (11) in a set since this tournament began.

Safin seems well equipped to take out Federer. Big serves, forceful groundstrokes and solid overheads. Oh and one thing, Safin is able to dictate his heavy groundstrokes to form V-shapes on the court. Those did some damage to Federer's seemingly invincible combination of fleet-feet and fantastic slice backhands.

The thing about Federer's slice backhands seem to me that he uses them really well. Especially when he seeks to take off the pressure that his opponent is exerting on him. After all, the balls that have been hit by said stroke travel low and slow over the net; it gives him time to get back into position after his opponent has usually forced him to either side of the court. It also gives his opponent a slightly harder time in returning the ball.

On a side note, every time Federer performs a backhand, he looks like he's waving a magic wand. I'm talking about the motion, not the result :) Oh and there was a 'funny' part when Federer hit a forehand shot wide; it sounded to me like he was shrieking like a little girl hehehe~

Federer's not his usual self today it seems. Making loads of weird errors. Looks more nervous than usual too.

Oh! Now in the 2nd set, Safin had broken Federer's serve in around the 5th game, and now it's up to the Swiss to fight back to prevent a 1 set-all from happening...

Wow! Safin just pulled off a magnificent dropshot to win him the 2nd set 6-4!!! Honestly it looks like Federer's not playing as well as when he did Agassi, but perhaps he's just afraid if he played too well Safin might hammer him in with his Head racket...along with fellow Head endorsee, Andre Agassi :D

Safin on the other hand is doing damn well today. Up till now, the 2nd set, he's only had ONE double fault...compared to Federer's relatively numerous service-giveaways.

3rd set, Safin is now returning Federer the favour of committing unforced errors. As I type now, Safin is down 0-3. It doesn't help that Federer seems to be upping his game with a lot less errors and more crafty shots manufactured to wear down the Russian machine.

Oh goodie, Safin managed to break back and now awaiting his turn to serve. Federer's holding serve at 4-3.

The good thing about having Safin is that he's prone to entertaining displays of playfulness and emotion. So...I'll stop calling him a Russian machine...instead I'll nickname him Marat Tsar-fin with his tyrannical serves :D

Well I've got a nickname for the Swiss too: Roger Featherer hehe. He's so dextrous, with feather-light feet and touch on the balls. It's time we stopped calling him Federer Express...seems like it's getting stale.

Oh man, Safin smashed a racket into the ground after committing an unforced error which allowed Federer to have 2 set points. Anyway, Federer then got the 3rd set with 7-5. Argh...I wanna watch Safin win some more sets!

4th set, Federer serves first. During Safin's serve, it was evident that Federer's losing his cool. Breaking under the constantly increasing pressure of Tsar-fin. I don't know why but Federer always seems to have insect-encounters. This time he used his racket to push it away though. It might have been distracting him, cause prior to that he seemed to be shouting at the ground...Hmm, I wonder if the insect was Russian-trained :D

Woah Safin's doing a great job pushing Federer to his limits sia...amazing play from the 'Tsar'...

Wah! Now Safin is the Russian torturer! Always tightening the screws (read: tennis balls) of pressure by hammering them in and stretching Federer's physical and mental limits on the rack-et (pun intended). If you watched the match you'll hear Federer's tortured screams of anguish and grunts of agony. I've been watching Russian torture carried out on a big scale...

I will make the big bold prediction now and say that Safin will get Federer to succumb to the immense torture he's inflicting upon him. Note: This sentence is typed out at 2hrs 45mins into the match. Let's see if my 'voodoo' mouth gets Federer going...

Now with Federer leading 5-4 and Safin serving, he's just pulled off an amazing tyco shot which had Federer THROWING HIS RACKET INTO THE GROUND! First time I've seen it! And possibly first time anyone has seen it! Imagine the torture...

Like the agents in Matrix remarking about Neo: "Only human"...

OH MY!!! Safin has won the 4th set with a tiebreaker! 7-6 (8)! Federer committed TWO unforced errors in a row to give it away. Returning the favour after Safin did the same earlier on? Perhaps...

Wow, I must applaud Federer for attempting the 'castration' shot though. It's the one between the legs. He actually tried it when it was his MATCH POINT. The ball ended up hitting the net, but seriously, he's really got balls to try it at such a decisive moment; cause this is what could allow Safin the torturer to utterly break the defending champion.

This is quite simply a balls-to-the-walls match! Now awaiting the grand finale of the 5th set to play out...I've been watching the last 20 minutes with bated breath everytime the ball is in play. If I were older I might just die of heart attack!

Right now there's a slight delay cause Federer is getting some massage on his forehand. The commentator is speculating that it might be due to the intense power of Safin's shots...I mean like...WOAH!

In the first 5 games of the 5th set, Safin has been pulling off some dastardly impressive shots. Seems like he's getting better and better throughout the very match itself! It's currently past 3hrs 30mins, even if Federer does manage to get through, he'd be so damaged by this match that if my hope of Roddick gets through, he could blow Federer away thanks to Safin's incessant punishment.

Alright!!! Safin is now leading 5-2!!! Next game will be served by a noticeably uncomfortable Federer to stay in the match. Damn...Safin's gonna make history tonight!

Oh btw, today is Safin's birthday! Great present coming up for him I say~

Further applause for Federer please. Faced with pressure that threatens to choke any normal player into making dumb errors, he has managed to break back into the set with the current score of Safin leading 5-4, Federer to serve.

Oh man, Safin's missed 3 crucial match points. Damn it, my heart's hanging by a capillary, I'm under immense pressure watching this match...getting breathless. Finish Federer off Safin! I'm cheering for you!

YES!!! YES!!! YES!!! Safin broke Federer on the last point and claimed the match as his birthday present! Oh man, I think I'm even more excited than Safin. I was hopping around my room as the last point was playing out...the adrenaline is too much for me to take...

Yeah! Jim Courier gave Safin a hug as emotional support and later on in the interview the audience sang Safin a birthday song! I think he's never had a better birthday than this.

Btw, my nickname for Safin has a whole new meaning to it now that he's won the defending champion! Check this out from Merriam-Webster Online (Tsar is the actual Russian word as you can see, as compared to the New Latin 'Czar')

Main Entry: czar
Pronunciation: 'zär, '(t)sär
Function: noun
Etymology: New Latin czar, from Russian tsar', from Old Russian tsisari, from Gothic kaisar, from Greek or Latin; Greek, from Latin Caesar -- more at CAESAR
1 : EMPEROR; specifically : the ruler of Russia until the 1917 revolution
2 : one having great power or authority [a banking czar]

Let me describe Tsar-fin's play today as having great power and authority! Emperor of tennis...

I need to go get my dinner and rest...my body can't take this amount of adrenaline anymore...thanks for reading till here, if you have. Till tomorrow doods! Oh yah, statistics are here before I forget. Thank you Federer and Safin! You've blown my mind totally.

Wednesday, January 26

Oh yeah, my dream has come true! Hewitt VS Roddick this Friday!

Today was both fantastic and disappointing. Right now as I'm typing this the repeat telecast of the Hewitt-Nalbandian match is going on, and I'm enjoying the musical sounds of 'pigs' and 'porks' hahaha. Yup, the sound of tennis balls getting hurt.

I didn't get to watch a single live match today, had to get something done in the afternoon, and right after that I had to go down to Singapore Polytechnic Graduates' Guild (SPGG) to play tennis with Meyer. Well actually the main match that I wanted to catch was the Roddick-Davydenko match. Maybe not haha, cause I honestly think Roddick's matchups this time round are relatively tame IMO. On the other hand, Hewitt and Agassi have been getting tough guys to play with.

I did get what I wanted though: Lleyton Hewitt VS Andy Roddick semi-final!!!

Yeah man yeah, despite Friday being a good day to go out and maybe do 'girl-spotting' haha, I'd rather sit at home and watch this exciting match! Oh boy...can't wait man. Tomorrow's Federer-Safin match will satisfy that crave for a while hehehe.

Roddick's opponent was blazed off the court literally, not by the big serves but by the heat. Poor Russian might have been too accustomed to the colder weather in his motherland, I'm not sure. Anyway after realizing at the 3rd set that he'd have to win almost 3 full sets in order to beat the American, he decided to just give up (he was already having respiratory problems then) instead of playing what might have possibly been his last match ever...good choice I say. Can come back another day after he's adapted to hot weathers, like what Meyer and I frequently experience playing in hot ol' Singapore.

Alright, now I'll comment a bit on the epic 5 set match as I'm watching it.

Wah, Nalbandian is kinda amazing man, he lost the first two sets to Hewitt, and then he won two sets after that. So right now the repeat telecast is showing their 5th set...Their rallies are really nice and consistent, lots of 'pig porks' to hear~!

They also had a lot of disputes (from what I see in this 5th set) with the umpire and line judges. The line judges seem to be sleeping man, keep giving wrong calls. The umpire has overruled at least 3 bad calls. Frequent expressions of astonishment and disbelief radiated from both players' faces. There was even a point where Hewitt said, quite loudly to the line judge behind him 'Wake up!'. Guess they don't appreciate 'pig porks' as much as I do.

Oh wow! There's this fantastic point where Hewitt does a heavy slice drop on the ball which lands near the netpost on Nalbandian's side, and then Nalbandian does an around-the-post forehand! Not as fast as Federer's, but impressive to watch nonetheless. [Update] There's this even more amazing shot Nalbandian did...a between-the-legs shot in the 17th game, last set! Damn, you had to watch it to know why I bothered to come back and update it here...SO GOOD~!!!

Hewitt's really got his work cut out for him man. 4 sets with James Blake, 5 sets with Rafael Nadal and now 5 sets with David Nalbandian. Give that man a break I say...let Andy 'A-Rod' Roddick BREAK him *evil laughter*

P.S. I don't dislike Hewitt, like I said in my earlier posts. I just like Roddick more. Anyway, here are the stats for this wonderful match. Cheers to Hewitt and Nalbandian for the great display of tennis they provided. Neither of them really lost. 'Nuff said. Love ya guys ^_^

Today was fantastic cause I finally got my itchy hands on the tennis balls! Well Meyer and I only managed to play 3 sets out of 5 in about 2.5 hrs at the guild. The scores are currently 7-6 (8), 4-6, 7-6 (3), with Meyer leading 2 sets to 1. So that means this coming weekend I'll have to win two sets back to win the match. Right now I can't be too sure whether I had 3 games or 4 in the second set, but the main point was that I lost it haha.

My serving was quite on form today, had a lot of nice satisfying smacks into the box, and a relatively small percentage of faults. What was really disappointing were my strokes. Had so many wasted forehands and overheads. Plenty of them sent the ball beyond the boundaries, sometimes by just a little bit. Man, I was fuming mad with myself, vented my unfettered frustration on the poor balls during short breaks.

On the other hand, Meyer was having a very bad service game today, he even commented on his 1st serve percentage being zero...hahaha. He did have a few good serves, especially for one crucial game (or set I think), but on the overall he was plagued by faults aplenty. His groundstrokes were still damn good though, had me doing quite a bit of running, and I returned whatever I could, hoping that my poor strokes would keep them in.

First set I got broken in the FIRST game, mostly due to double faults and dumb unforced errors. Was down 0-3 until I finally battled back to win him with a tiebreaker. Pretty epic (by our amateur standards hee) I must say.

Second set was great and crappy. We had a really fun second game where I was attempting to break Meyer's serve. We reached deuce and hovered around there for maybe 20 minutes or even more. Each time either one of us got an advantage, we would lose it as quickly the next. I made many dumb errors there, not getting my volleys in or simply hitting simple shots way out. Meyer finally won that long, drawn out game and soon my errors were giving points, and then games away to end up losing that set.

Third set I was still giving free games to Meyer, but fair enough too I think. His serves were just below par today, think his cough is really something too...Hope this weekend we can finish the 'battle' in style hehe. Less errors more winners please. I must also say that Meyer had some really good lobs, boy I hate those. Must learn how to take care of them cause everytime Meyer gives me one, I usually end up screwing that point. Argh!

Ok, this post is probably getting as stretched as my game today so I'll just put one last interesting paragraph and end it...

Every Wednesday night it seems, there's this 'aerobic boxing class' or something like that at the guild. One fit man and a few women. The last time I saw one guy and one gal wrestling inside and I told Meyer it looked like a Tantric Yoga class. Well tonight Meyer said the guy and gals (3-4) didn't look like they were having lessons, more like just playing inside. FYI the little room inside is covered by glass panes, so don't think we looked through the keyhole or something...and we only see them when we visit Mr Watercooler for our drink break. Hmmz, I wonder if they need one more male instructor...hahaha

Just kidding, but I can say the ladies in there look rather attractive. The guy's quite compatible too. I'll just continue smacking balls. The satisfaction is almost unmatched. Except maybe when compared with 'mixed wrestling' hehe. Lame excuse for some foreplay I say :D

Tuesday, January 25

Defending Champion VS People's Champion

Oh boy, what excitement! For the past 1hr 39 mins, Roger Federer was battling Andre Agassi in the Rod Laver Arena. Federer being the defending Australian Open champion, and of course Agassi the 4-times Australian Open champion.

Sheesh, I was on the edge of my armchair when those two guys were playing. Magnificent rallies and precise aces (22 in total by Federer, 1 by Agassi). Another insect encounter with Federer, which looked like a grasshopper to me hehe. Sad to say Agassi got dominated more or less by Federer with a score of 6-3, 6-4, 6-4.

Seemed to me that Agassi was out of gas or something. He didn't seem to be running down the balls as hard as Federer was, and that cost him a lot of points, and gave Federer a lot of winners too. A good rundown on statistics can be found here.

I'm biased. I was cheering for Agassi during the match because I wanted to see him at least win 2 sets off Federer, but then Federer was amazing today. During the most crucial moments, Federer seemed to always manage to pull off an ace and win the game.

Well I must say the match featured some high quality rallies between the two guys. Once again though, Federer has showed the world some amazing play. Looks like he had answered Agassi's previous question - 'Who's Roger?'...haha

The crowd was very pro-Agassi, me being one of them haha. Whenever Federer pulled off a beautiful winner the applause would sound rather muted, especially in comparison to Agassi's winners which weren't that spectacular. That's not to say Agassi didn't have any, there were maybe about 3 or 4 winners which had me clapping my hands in the comfort of my home, but Federer was just making magic with his racket.

At the end of the match, Jim Courier interviewed Federer, stating his 'ridiculous' statistics and asking a funny question. Questions are paraphrased as usual.

JC: You have a ridiculous record of not losing to a top 10 player for 24 consecutive occasions now. And that's not your only streak, you have won, inclusive of this match, 26 consecutive matches. You have broken a previous record of 25 matches, do you know whose that belonged to?

RF: *Grinning around and seeming to fumble with his words* Erm, is that you?

JC: Yes! You've broken my record! (Damn it I just wanna clobber you with this microphone now for doing that) --> My own ideas in his shoes haha

Well anyway, here's a little update on the upcoming matches...

Federer will face the Russian dark horse (IMO) Marat Safin in the semi-finals and we still have to wait till tomorrow to see whether my hopes of having Andy Roddick and Lleyton Hewitt battle in the semis happen or not.

As for my ultimate biased hope? Roddick beating Federer in the finals :D Sorry Roger, maybe if you impart your skills to me I'll hope you win hehehe. Ok lah, chances are Federer will beat either Roddick or Hewitt if he beats Safin, but then again, I'm hoping, not predicting.

Hewitt is through! (And I hope Roddick will be through with him soon hehe)

Yeah! Lleyton Hewitt managed to beat Spanish sensation Rafael Nadal after a grueling 5 set match that lasted 3 hrs 53 mins. Hewitt made many unforced errors, 61 as compared to Nadal's 49. That's about 3 games worth of points!

Ok, I won't comment so much today cause firstly, I didn't watch the entire match throughout (hehe, I was busy playing 3rd Strike on my PS2). Reason is because I'm actually not very interested in either player.. I did hope that Hewitt would go through though, for the simple reason that I hope he'll meet Andy Roddick in the semi-finals.

Why? So that Roddick can have his sweet revenge after the Tennis Masters Cup fiasco! Yup, I want Hewitt to advance so he can get his ass kicked by A-Rod. After all, Hewitt beat Roddick on his homeground (USA), so I wanna see Roddick beat Hewitt on his own turf, which is Australia (abuden?).

Imagine after Roddick smacks Hewitt out, then he does the 'Hewitt Taunt' (C'mon!) and says "Ha! I came down all the way from the US, just to return you the favour!"

Wahahaha, I'm starting to show some fanboy behaviour! Hahaha, but seriously, Hewitt's a fine guy. And so is Nadal. And Roddick. And Federer. And...I'm just more biased towards big-serving Roddick than counterpunching Hewitt :P

And yes, if the two do meet eventually, you can bet I'll be watching every second of it. Then when Hewitt hits the ball I'll use my 'voodoo' mouth and say 'Unforced error' and we'll be seeing Roddick trash Hewitt with 6-0, 6-0, 6-0!

Alright, the Agassi VS Federer match is coming real soon, and I've got tennis again this Wednesday (thanks Meyer!)...What an exciting period for me :D

P.S. This new template (previously 'Scribe') reflects my utter obsession with tennis. Imagine that the whole page are all multi-coloured tennis balls without seams! Haha, I'm making my blog ballsier...

Sunday, January 23

Cheers for Agassi~!

YEAH! Agassi got through! Ok ok, I'm getting excited already. From 12 noon I had been watching the dastardly match between Andre Agassi and Joachim Johansson. As usual, results and statistics are here.

The entire match lasted 2hrs 38 mins, and since I didn't want to miss anything, I sat down on my armchair and watched practically every second of it. I was very concerned cause this match would determine who would go on to meet Federer in the quarter-finals. Well in case you haven't guessed, I was rooting for Agassi haha. After all, he lost to Federer in 2004's Australian Open, so I was hoping he'd get through and attempt to have his revenge (even though it'll probably be deja vu :P)

Well, after watching 2/3 of Agassi's match with Dent previously, I was hoping to see Agassi take out another young upstart with powerful strokes and youthful ambition in the form of Johansson. I thought I'd get to see the same amazing play that Agassi had produced 2 days ago.

There was one little problem though, ok, make that a BIG problem. Johansson stands at 198cm tall, has crazy serves, insane forehands AND backhands. Ok, perhaps I'm blowing his trumpet a bit too loud, but my overall impression of him in this match was 'Tennis Terminator'. His previous marathon match with Feliciano Lopez proves that he has the athletic ability to go through long bouts. Honestly I was worried for Agassi.

First set, Agassi had broken Johansson's serve rather early on, only to have been broken back and even defeated in the set ending with a tiebreaker. It was the first of 3 sets which all ended in tiebreakers.

Unlike Dent, this guy simply established his territory mainly near the baseline region. Watching him rally was like seeing some artillery firing tennis balls, albeit at a much lower trajectory. So low that he frequently hit the net instead, which was a big part of his downfall. His long limbs also ensured that he could cover the court rather quickly, assuming he didn't get his legs in a tangle.

From the 2nd set onwards, Johansson was basically firing aces all the time. At his height, he seemed to have no problem aiming at the far corner of the service box, and had so many wide serves. Near the end, Agassi didn't even flinch when one of the balls flew past him, I think he just wanted to save the energy for his serves, since it was the last set and he had already broken Johansson's serve.

Now the thing about his aces weren't just about the speed, it was the placement which made them so deadly, many a times Agassi simply couldn't reach for the wide serves, and when Johansson felt that Agassi might be anticipating a lunge to the side, he'd serve down the line, making it a total guessing game when he was serving.

Poor Agassi, faced with an opponent who could send blazing forehands to either side of the court; he spent many a time running to return the ball, only to have Johansson pull off a not-so-low dropshot or smack the ball into the other corner.

Then again, this is Agassi I'm talking about. Agassi the fighter, not Agassi the KIA driver or Nike endorsee. Agassi's strategy seemed to be just letting Johansson expend as much energy as possible (boy, did Agassi make Johansson run left and right!) and hold out until the end. HIs instincts were quite right, probably due to his vast experience in tennis.

Johansson's serve speeds had decreased rather dramatically after the 1st set. Not to say they weren't dangerous, just that they weren't as lethal as before. Agassi also counted on Johansson to pull off unforced errors, of which there were 66! Well, he did have 51 aces for bragging rights. If he could cut down on his unforced errors, he'd definitely go very far.

Now I'm not sure whether I'm a jinx or just capable of judging his play. During the last set, almost everytime during a rally, after a certain number of returns I'd say 'unforced error' just as Johansson was swinging the racket, and sure enough, Johansson would send the ball flying into the net, or anywhere else except in Agassi's court. I noticed that Johansson couldn't keep up a proper rally with Agassi, he seemed to always be eager to fire a winner low and deep, and this contributed a lot to the 66 errors.

The match had a few entertaining moments too which I'll briefly describe.

1. Agassi lost balance in the first few games when stretching out to return a shot from Johansson, he promptly fell down and Johansson happily fired the returning ball to the other side, by which Agassi had only just gotten up. It looked as though Agassi was knocked to the ground by Johansson's 'mortar' hehe.

2. During play, Agassi hit a tennis ball which almost smacked the umpire. It narrowly missed him. I wonder what would happen if it did hit. Then again, I also wonder if it was Johansson who sent the ball flying, dunno whether it's even dodgeable or not...

3. Agassi in his closing speech said that it was rather difficult to play this guy, partly due to his big serves and stuff. Also the fact that every point was more or less ended pretty quickly, few long rallies were involved, and thus it was hard for Agassi to get into the rhythm. For me though, the funniest part has to be when the interviewer asked him something like "So, after all these tough matches, do you feel like you're ready to play Roger Federer?".

Damn, I loved his answer haha (Note, I'm not quoting the EXACT words spoken, I can't remember them all, with the exception of Agassi's one-of-a-kind answer)

Agassi (Deadpanning): "Who's Roger?"

Interviewer (Responds in understatement): "Oh, some young man who's been doing rather well the past year, won some tournaments and many people think he's really good."

Agassi: "And blah blah yada yada..."

An interview with the man can be found here, but it's a lot more than I saw on TV, and not entirely accurate. (I'm damn sure about the 'Who's Roger?' line hahaha, it had me laughing out real loud)

Lots of laughter and cheer could be heard haha, of course he was joking :D

Wah lau, if Agassi wasn't joking he's in BIG trouble I tell you. Imagine if Dent, Johansson and Federer decide to beat him up after the whole tourney...shucks

I saw two other matches in part and can't be bothered to comment too much. Here's a short description:

Serena Williams defeated Nadia Petrova. (YEAH! I can't stand Petrova, good riddance I say)

Maria Sharapova defeated Silvia Farina Elia. (Farina got beasted, as is usual, except for the fact that Maria lost the first set and gave rise to a doubting audience)

There ya go, I sure hope Meyer's got tennis booked soon for the coming week, I'm itching to play!!!

Saturday, January 22

A change of flavour

Ok, looks like I forgot to number a few of my previous posts, two I think. Well anyway, this is the 8th post! Oh yes! This blog is going somewhere...

Then again, my posts are gonna take a little change in terms of what they'll contain. Complaints will still be in high supply I suppose, but I've decided to make this blog a little more related to what I'm doing...meaning it's gonna be more candid I guess. I'm damn hungry and sleepy now so I'm gonna keep this post short.

Yesterday in the evening, had fun again playing tennis with Meyer (the guy responsible for me having even found this amazing sport, forever thanks!). As of now scores are 7-6 (I don't rem my tiebreaker score, think it was 4), 3-6, 6-2...with Meyer leading. Well, depending on whether he wants to count it as a best-of-3 or best-of-5, I've either lost, or am currently down by two sets.

Either way, it means I need to improve. Damn, my backhand sucks and if I could have just 50% of my bullshit skill 'converted' to my backhand, I'd have a better game I guess. Been losing more or less over the past few months. Well, the better player won, and right now I'm actually itching to play again, doesn't matter if I get trashed, the enjoyment is in the playing, the winning sweetens it that's all...hehe

Was watching the Australian Open Round 3 repeat telecast and highlights just now. Oh man, some fabulous play was on show. I'll just cover them and then I can finally sleep in peace, oh and, I'll list the winner first before the loser, so you can skip the commentary (BS in disguise) as usual. (I can't be bothered to include their countries and scores right now, sorry)

Andre Agassi VS Taylor Dent
Wow haha, didn't catch the entire match, mainly watched it from 2nd set till the end. Dent's got a fantastic serve n volley game going on, hate him for it...unless he imparts his backhand to me, then I'll be partially grateful. People with the wrong mindset might think he finds Agassi attractive, cause he keeps running forward to the net, until he can see Agassi's sweat come out from the pores on his head man. Well, of course he wasn't looking at Agassi so much, he was watching Agassi's balls more and reacting quickly to stuff those balls back down Agassi's alley. He did pretty well, until Agassi felt that playtime's over, and decided to finish him off. Well placed forehands and backhands kept coming out in the last few games of the 2nd set. Best of all, he made ZERO unforced errors in the 3rd set, really ate Dent for dinner. I think Dent might be waiting outside the arena to ambush Agassi and smack him bacK to Iran where he came from hehe...
All in all, a fine display of Dent's potential and Agassi's Legacy (wow, sounds good eh?)

Joachim Johannson VS Feliciano Lopez
Wah lau these guys are good...ending the match at practically 4 hours flat. I usually play 2 hours each session, and I'm beat...these 2 guys still looked fresher than me sia. Lots of aces too, 72 altogether. Enough to last me weeks man. I saw the highlights for this and can't really comment on that little, suffice to say these guys have spent half the average sleeping time smacking the hell out of those poor yellow balls. It would have been over in about an hour if either one of them could have served all 72 aces straight. Now THAT would be something......impossible haha. Ok, I'm reaching the end of my sanity rope~

And finally...

Maria Sharapova VS Li Na!!!
Actually, very sad to say, this was the most boring, especially since the highlight (I missed it live cause I was playing my own match hehe) speeded through the already super short match. 50 minutes, that's how long it took for Maria to dominate Li Na. That's why it was boring. Then again, I finally caught my favourite female tennis player in action, so that's a little plus point. It's nice to know she's capable of dominating other players, but I'd love to see more quality matches, even if that means she has to struggle to win. Crap man...I wanna see Maria dig deep into her tennis prowess, not play a pushover match.
Tomorrow (oops, later) I'll probably put an older match, since it was more exciting than this. Argh, time to sleep....zzz

Thursday, January 20

Tribute To Takao Suzuki - the man who gave Federer many runs for his points

Woo! Wee! Woah! Wow! Wah! Oh man, got nothing much to complain about currently. I mean, I get to sit at home comfortably and watch the Australian Open 2005 LIVE!

Well even if I've got stuff to complain about, they've been overshadowed by the first Grand Slam this year! It's not over yet, but I can boldly claim that one of the best matches of this tournament had already transpired yesterday.

Of course, if you've read the title, you could guess that it's the match between World No.1 Roger Federer and Wildcard Takao Suzuki (seeded at 203). Let me attempt, in futility, to capture a miniscule bit of the excitement in words...but if you want to have the pure results without my commentary, go here.

I believe the 15000-strong crowd had the same thoughts as I did before the match began.

'What? A wildcard against the Federer Express? Damn, that Jap's gonna be dominated. Why don't we just go home right now? Oh nevermind, let's just see how Federer kicks him back to the land of the rising sun, should be an entertaining 45 - 60 mins...just enough time to finish this bloody huge tub of popcorn and barrel O' beer'

How wrong were those thoughts of cynicism...especially mine. Good thing I bothered to watch the whole match, in part cause I wanted to observe Federer's playing. He has been described as possibly the greatest tennis player ever (living or dead). Well, it's more of a theory IMO, but he's definitely a phenomenal player who's been beasting almost every opponent who's come his way over the past 2 years or so.

Well, I seemed to be going off point with those last 2 sentences, but hang on, because in order to understand my admiration for Suzuki, you must first understand the level of his opponent.

Federer was the first to start serving in the match. Within minutes of watching, I realised one thing: either Suzuki was an unknown great, or he rose up to the occasion to do battle with Federer. Those first few minutes got me hooked on the entire match which lasted 1hr 53 mins (way more than I expected it to last at first).

Suzuki was noted as being an aggressive player, constantly rushing at the net. Indeed, the first few games seemed to show Federer rather shaken at his opponent whose racket was always around the net, ready to volley the balls back. Coupled with a 'secret weapon' of good offensive slicing, Suzuki was clearly not what Federer and crowd were expecting.

Soon after a while of premium-quality play, Suzuki had actually broken Federer's serve! Now this was something that made me excited! Could I be witnessing the live, tennis version of Rocky (the movie)? Of how the random underdog fought hard to make every single moment a nightmare for his opponent? I got my answer after sitting throughout the entire match, except for a few minutes when I had visited the toilet after too much plain water (no beer please!).

True to his skill, grit and great adaptation, Federer broke back Suzuki's next serve and they were then holding serve at 3-3. The next few games depicted Federer clearly upping his game to deal with Suzuki's uncanny net instincts, lightning reflexes and amazing athleticism at his age of 28. Also, he had wonderful tactics and the elements to make them work.

Lots of running was involved for both players as they forced each other to run up, down, left and right to retrieve the balls which were travelling to almost every conceivable square inch of the court. Drop shots which barely left the net after they went over. Huge forehands which just touched the baseline. The least number of shots were unforced errors. Really remarkable stuff, a quick calculation of the match statistics will reveal that only 11.11% of points were by unforced errors. That's a real low percentage, dood.

Like what one of my friend commented about tennis compared to a sport like golf; golf is more of a 'you are your worst enemy' kind of sport. Meaning that you always try to outdo yourself, whereas in tennis you can sometimes rely on your opponents errors to let you win.

My point here though is that with such a low percentage of unforced errors, it clearly indicates that both players were hitting lots of winners (it's a tennis term, meaning a point which is won when the ball bounces twice in your opponent's court). And no, neither player would purposely allow the balls to bounce twice on their court if it was within their capability to return it.

Shucks, the whole match was packed to the gills with highlights, I'll be honest and say that I can't remember every single one of them clearly. I think a video of this match can already be made and marketed as a masterclass in tennis. It's really hard to imagine how this match can be topped in terms of sheer excitement, quality and even ethics!

Yep, I'll start commenting on both players court ethics.

Suzuki's probably a great ambassador for Japan in terms of fighting spirit and manners. Twice in the match he had hit lucky shots which dropped after passing the net, making it nigh impossible for Federer to retrieve. If he was an egomaniac, he could have pretended that he made it happen at will, but no, he waved his outstretched left palm at Federer and grinned, indicating that the shot was what we in Singapore would call 'tyco'. Basically telling Federer, 'Sorry about winning the point that way.'

When Federer pulled off a winner around the netpost (you have to watch it to understand how incredible both players were doing then), Suzuki had only one expression for Federer...a huge wide grin. Assuming he wasn't hypocritical or mad, I'd interprete it as 'Damn, I wasn't expecting that return but boy, did you pull it off well! Kudos to you!'

There was a funny moment when Federer asked for a ball boy to pick up an insect (I wasn't sure what it was) off the court because he didn't want to step on it nor kick it to one side, something I usually do haha. The way Federer smacks balls, he could have just smacked the insect to wherever it came from, and then proceed to use another of his Wilson-sponsored rackets, of which I think he has 6 in his bag. Whatever his reasons for not killing the insect invader, he definitely didn't handle it sadistically.

Midway in the match, Federer also had a tyco winner and he too, returned the friendly gesture which Suzuki first showed, which I think goes something like 'Yeah, I may be touted by Rod Laver as the best ever, but even that was a tyco shot, don't give me too much credit for that.'

At any point when either player cried out loud, it wasn't because they were crying foul but rather were lamenting the rare unforced error. Both men handled the points as gentlemanly as possible. I watched an earlier match between two ladies, Sophie Ferguson and Nadia Petrova. Damn, Petrova made lots of noises and had nothing ladylike in her attitude. I could even go so far as to assume she's a sore loser, even though she won the match eventually.

Anyway, turns out that everytime there was a crucial point, Federer would either ace (another tennis term meaning to serve the ball and have the opponent not touch it before it bounces twice) Suzuki, or really start 'digging deep', as the commentator put it, into his well of tennis ability.

The match ended after 3 straight sets with the scores 6-3, 6-4, 6-4. I'm rather ashamed to admit that I did hope it would end quickly cause I was starving and wanted to go out and eat my dinner, but really wanted to see the match to it's end too. Then again, it was like the best movie you could catch, with even more drama, emotion and excitement than a Jerry Bruckheimer production. At 1hr 53 mins, it keeps you wanting more, and yet doesn't seem too short either.

Suzuki, despite having to leave the court in defeat, did not commit hara-kiri with his racket, nor did he hurry off the court like most other competitors. Instead, he bowed in all four directions of the Rod Laver Arena, to thank the crowd for being supportive and cheering for the good points (of which there were plenty), instead of cheering for the top dog. Still with an amicable smile on his face, he left the arena after a show of impeccable manners. Perhaps he cherished the fact that he had the luck to play against Federer, and learn how to improve his game even more.

Federer was humble as always. In his closing speech, he mentioned that Suzuki was a great player, and had forced him to play his best, something that he was always doing to his opponents instead.

The commentators, said a line (paraphrased) which I think captures what I've been trying to elaborate upon, 'The score does not justify the match which had to be witnessed personally to understand how well Suzuki was really playing.'

In closing this post, I'll say that Federer was the better player, but Suzuki has earned my utter respect and admiration. I hope that Suzuki will continue to improve and fight his way up the rankings so that the world will have more chances to witness his superb play and manners which puts so many of the other hyped-up players to shame.

Suzuki, I salute you. And keep grinning! :D

Monday, January 10

Complaining Pt. 3

I have a nagging feeling that my blog will mutate into a complaint department. Wait a minute, I just realised the pattern of my blog...all the questions are complaints in disguise! Well I've thought of a fast way to end this post haha...watch

Q: Why are there frequently unanswered questions?

A: First of all, before this question can be answered, you must ask yourself honestly: what are your questions really about? If they are complaints, then most likely the party involved in hearing you out can't be bothered to answer either, which means you'll have a 'no answer'. Of course in my own case, I've taken the effort to answer my own dumbass complaints haha...
I've experienced many occasions when I ask somebody a question and I get no answer. Sometimes it makes me wonder if I should even ask in the first place...

Tada~! Short and sweet! (Hey, since when was bullshit sweet?)

Friday, January 7

Complaining Pt. 2

Alright doods, fifth post. This is a new month, and a new year. Had a little trip to Penang from 15th Dec to 28th Dec, that means I escaped the tsunami (some people probably wonder if that's a good or a bad thing). This is the second part about complaining (duh! I don't read my own titles do I?), of which how many parts it might end up with, I cannot confirm. Yah, I have a lot of things to complain about...In fact, there's a nagging suspicion that I might have titled my blog wrongly cause it might mutate into Frequently Unquelled Complaints~

Well anyway, this blog's been a bit too clean for too long, time to shoot the BS!

Q: How do humans express themselves?

A: Humans have many ways of expressing themselves (I'll only touch on the vocal aspects), here's a partial list with categorisation and usage:

1. Amplification of the human voice to create noises. Commonly associated with ANGER.

Eg. Shouting, screaming, yelling, hollering, kbkb-ing (noisy everywhere)...

Very useful techniques which are capable of waking the dead, scaring the undead, getting a point across and generally keeping people away from you.

Warning: Using these techniques with people around you may result in feedback as they show you that they are also capable of, if not much more capable of giving your ears a good ringing. One good shout deserves another eh?

2. Rain and thunder which originate from the clouds of sadness. Commonly associated with SADNESS.

Eg. Crying, weeping, wailing, mourning, bawling, groaning, kbkb-ing (the original meaning)...

Useful to prevent massive buildup of sadness clouds which can create unbalanced inner environment and lung cancer (no, it's not yet been proven, and crying doesn't remove the harmful effects of smoking). In case you're wondering where the lightning goes, look into the eyes of a crying person and you'll know...

3. Signs of madness, stupidity, ridicule and most importantly, BS! Commonly associated with HAPPINESS.

Eg. Laughing, giggling, snorting, sniggering, chortling, rip-roaring, kbkb-ing (noisy in restaurants)...

Useful to make yourself look insane, stupid, ridiculous and bullshitty. Highly infectious and usually spreads around faster if the original stimulus is manifested for all.

4. Methods of communication. Commonly associated with HUMANS.

Eg. Talking, whispering, mumbling, lying and kbkb-ing (noisy in libraries)...

Useful for getting a point across 'economically'. Also useful for showing intelligence, cunning and basically the existence and functionality of your brain.

5. Aural aesthetics. Commonly associated with the INNER MUSICIAN.

Eg. Singing, whistling, rapping (I don't like it, but it counts as one), humming and kbkb-ing (noisy to the wrong audience)...

Useful when you are showering, karaokeing, serenading and trying to annoy/entertain if you are hopelessly out of pitch all the time.

6. Distortion and desecration. Commonly associated with CHAOS.

Eg. Cursing, swearing, blaspheming, insulting, animal noise-making and kbkb-ing (noisy in society)...

Useful when you want to show your inner bestiality, put down other people (and yourself simultaneously) and make yourself a nuisance in the so-called civilised world.

7. Authority and seniority. Commonly associated with NATURAL HUMANS.

Eg. Nagging, lecturing, scolding, complaining and kbkb-ing (noisy to the victim)

Useful for trying to show your 'authority' and incapability of getting what you want. Doesn't always mean that the thing you want is bad though!

P.S. All the 7 points above have something in common...you might have noticed that kbkb-ing is present in all of them, but that's because one man's music is another man's noise. Apart from that ubiquitous fact, the other thing is that an insane human is capable of expressing all 7 of them. Yes! All humans are insane and unsound in mind!