Words, numbers and a huge load of BS

Second post! (WARNING: LAME, BRAIN-FRYING BULLSHIT AHEAD! YOU'VE BEEN WARNED! I REPEAT, YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!)

Sheesh, I wonder how long I can keep track of the posts, just imagine when it gets to the millions which would be like 'Seven million, six hundred fifty four thousand, three hundred and twenty first post!' or ' Seven thousand six hundred fifty four thousand, three hundred and twenty first post!' Oh man, my head just hurts thinking about it...so it's a good thing we got numbers! Using numbers, I'd label that post as the 7654321st post, pretty cool huh?

Then again, supposing I post on an average of once per day, that would mean I'd have lived 7654321 days, or (I'll just skip the weeks and months k, otherwise we'll all get brain-fried) 20956 years. Dood! That's like way beyond my lifespan...

Hmm, if I had to achieve that number, assuming I live until 75 years old, I'd have to blog an average of 279 f*cking blogs a day! No way dood, unless I post each and every word individually, but then again, it'd take forever to get my ideas out right? So let me do another calculation...If I live until 75 years (again), posting faithfully once a day, that would eventually amount to 27393 posts
(Notice that by now I've been using numbers where they should be, otherwise I'd probably live until the age of 21, and I would only have 1 post if I hadn't posted this out...the danger of over-complicating things! The horror!)

Ok, I'll take this risk and say that my last post might just be the twenty seventh three hundred and ninety third post! Argh, I think I just shortened my lifespan by a good 5 years...which would mean how many blogs less? Damn this is a vicious cycle! Each time I calculate, I lose a few years of my life which would require further calculation; it'll loop until I die dood! Somebody reboot me please...

Well anyways, if you waded through that pile of crap to get here, I apologize for putting your brain through such BS (The horror!). If you thought that was bad, imagine what computers go through. Just now I was converting numbers to words, now it's the other way round...say hello to the binary code doods! A whole language of 0s and 1s, I don't think it's even as stylised as the Matrix Trilogy makes it look like. I went to this link and got everybody's (well almost) favourite word 'F*ck' converted into binary code, and this is the result: 01000110011101010110001101101011 (!!!)

Wah now imagine if I were to scold someone using a bit of binary...

Me: "01000110011101010110001101101011 you lah! What do you mean you don't understand what I'm saying? I may be speaking in 94% binary but it's just for one simple word and you tell me you don't understand? Cannot understand simple vulgarity then I show you!
*points middle finger*

Poor Victim: "Er...I see one 1 and two 0s lei"

Me: "01000110011101010110001101101011! It means 01100110011101010110001101101011!!! Not 010!!!"
(The second binary thread is the same word but with a small 'f' and not the capital. Yes, there is a difference)

Note: The percentage is 94% rounded down because if I were to actually dictate the code, it'd be 32 words of 'zero' and 'one', with only 2 words of 'you' and 'lah' which would equate to 32/34 X 100 thus giving 94.12% yada yada yada...
On a side note, if you curse frequently, you'll be surprised to know the F word makes up a quite a percentage, based on the number of times it appears/number of words in a sentence X 100. Meaning if I cursed as per normal, it'd be 33% for the sentence "F*ck you lah!"!!! Well at least that's the way I would count haha!

Well then, if you ask me to manually encode my first post into binary, my brain would probably have heated up so badly it would have spontaneously combusted! Pssh! Ouch! Now since our computers CPUs are doing so many tasks at once, it's kind of obvious they would get heated up too!

Perhaps while the CPU is busy trying to do some important task like rendering the World Of Warcraft in realtime, the user is going around telling the men, orcs, elves, tauren, dwarves, infernos (why you would even talk to an inferno is beyond me) that his CPU is not doing a good job, that his frame rate is only 30fps, that his CPU is causing him to miss in combat by not calculating his statistics and inputs properly etc. Picture this:

CPU: "F*ck! He's complaining about me when i'm working so hard already! Doesn't he know that trying to generate an entire believable fantasy game world in 3D complete with all the very inhabitants that he's been complaining to is so intensive? I'm getting fried into oblivion and there he is just complaining...and his complaints are just adding to my workload! If he was praising me and telling them that I have been doing a good job making even this game playable at 30fps on his 3 year old computer, I wouldn't mind the extra workload! But complaints! F*ck! I'm gonna go on strike! I know, I'll burn out! Kamikaze!

(I was gonna put the above paragraph in binary but it's really retarded, like a whole page of binary which no one can read until I put the explanation, if you really wanna see it, go to the link mentioned earlier and just put this text in and see...)

Me: "Oei! WTF! I was just complaining halfway and my computer crashes! Damn useless com like I said. Nvm, I'll restart and everything will be alright."

-= 5 minutes later =-

Me: "OEI!!! Why now cannot start? Oh no, don't tell me my com died..."

-= 10 minutes later =-

Me: "Argh! NVM! I'll just dump this stupid old com and get a new one...Haven't even finished complaining and my com died. Ha! When I get the latest com I won't even be complaining! I'll probably be praising it all the way! Mwahahahaha!

-= Months later =-

Me: "Oh yeah! Gonna test out Unreal 3 online and start fragging some scrubby newbies hehehe!"

CPU: "Argh! Too intensive! And he's complaining!?"

*BURNOUT*

Me: "Oei! WTF! I was just complaining halfway and my computer crashes! Damn useless com like I said. Nvm, I'll restart and everything will be alright..."

End of story, before I start going in circles again :P

Morals of the story: Sometimes we all behave like this, complaining about the things which we shouldn't be complaining about. Of course CPUs don't have feelings (I hope so haha), but sometimes people do this in relationships and it ends unpleasantly. And please, don't think that people are like computers can buy and throw away.

Ok, I'll end this post with a question and a semi-proper answer, which if you've reached here, means you've already read the entire bullshit answer hahaha!

Q: Why do our computers crash?

A: Read this. Then again, it crashes simply because it's running on Windows (take that Microsoft!)